Why is Eliot Cohen so astoundingly HOT? Is it because he wrote a very important and under appreciated book called Military Misfortunes: The Anatomy of Failure in War? Is it because he’s a neo-con retractor? NO – ladies the real secret to why Eliot (or Eli to his friends) is so totally sexy is his BOWTIE! Do I really need to explain to you that a man who can tie a neat bow can also manage a buntline hitch (very useful for fastening your submissive partner to a stationary object such as a bedpost) or a French bowline (useful for tying your submissive partner without bruising)? Now THAT takes real talent and coordination! I’m not EVEN going to hazard a guess about what Eli and his wife do when the lights are out, but I would just remind you that 9 out of 10 S&M mistresses agree that the majority of their clients are orthodox Jews! Yes, that’s right – some Jewish men are really KINKY! So, as evidence for my improbable theory: the breaking news at Department of State is that Eli has been named as Condi’s ‘special adviser’…hmmmm…We all know she has a thing for thigh-high black leather boots and nasty little Jean Paul Gaultier outfits. Remember the neo-fascist frock-coat look at Wiesbaden in 2005? Meeeoooowwww! That was the APEX of the neo-con fashion moment – ‘cause let’s just face it, the current crop of DC politicos are a miserably unattractive bunch. The vice-president’s leering smirk, Richard Perle’s greasy wolverine hair, Don Rumsfelds’s angry grimace…it just gives me a headache! Anyway, the whole Condi and Eli thaaaang raises some interesting dom/sub questions which are TOTALLY beyond the scope of this little blog, but tasty nonetheless for those late-night lights-out musings… Let us just conclude with the observation that Eli is the ONLY member of official-dom that ANY self-respecting DC diva would even CONSIDER submitting to…preferably with a nice French bowl knot!
